turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

1dgaf:

no you misheard, i said i’m a niallist, i believe all external features of reality are intrinsically meaningless except for niall horan

modestmgmtofficial:

"this is my favorite picture of zayn" i say every time i see a new picture of zayn

things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
  • mischievous-acrobats:

    You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

    An Alto.

    gothdirection:

    lilfrogboy:

    gothdirection:

    is there a single person in the world who doesn’t love niall horan

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    anyway as i said

  • Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me: shit getting crazy up in here
  • genuinelybelieve:

    me: *plays fireproof nonstop*

    my roommate: who is that? i really like it

    me:

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