Boys boys boys

faultstars:

[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]

TELL ME I’M A SCREWED UP MESS 

[KICKS OVER A CHAIR]

THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN

[SMASHES A LAMP]

TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT MY KISS

[RIPS MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS]

THAT YOU NEED YOUR DISTANCE DISTANCE

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

beyondthewavves:

"Please Doctor, it’s the only medicine we’ve got.”

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS BALTO.. 978 OTHER PEOPLE HAVE REBLOGGED THIS THAT MEANS THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE. EVERYTIME I ASK PEOPLE IF THEY REMEMBER IT THEY THINK I’M TALKING ABOUT BOLT AND IT KILLS ME INSIDE

i have hope

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

5secondsof-preferences:

princessgettingnakeddd:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS  I CANT EVEN….

OMFG HAHA

5secondsof-preferences:

princessgettingnakeddd:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
I CANT EVEN….

OMFG HAHA

Other members: I think it's time we called quits and go our separate ways.
Niall: hahahahahah legends ! [grabs guitar] [strums wmyb chords]